June 28, 2009

The Vuvuzela

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It’s a local South African plastic trumpet played by fans of the FIFA Soccer Tournament taking place in S.Africa. But it sounds like an angry swarm of bees. It’s really annoying. I want to watch the USA & Brazil (playing on Sunday at 1PM CST on ESPN and Telemundo) but this sound is just gratting.

So I have it on mute. Its a good game, being a half Brasilian house hold we had your traditional Beer and Chips and watched the game.

Brazil just scored it’s no 2-1 (USA, Brazil).

Please FIFA Pres. ban the Vuvuzela, so I can watch and listen.

June 27, 2009

MJ, Farah, Ed McMahon,

At one point you could ask, what do all three have in common and you would be hard pressed to find a common theme (except maybe the 6 degrees to Kevin Bacon). Now they all share the 3rd week of June as their death date.

Meanwhile, the news has been weak in its coverage of the protests in Iran. The sex scandal of the Governor of South Carolina or the fact that I fixed my air conditioning on my own (that one hasn’t made the press yet). Local news could also spend some time on the fact that this week Summerfest started, and this weekend was Strawberry festival.

Also of interest, my daughter turned 6 months old, I mowed the lawn in record time today, and I came to a conclusion on something daunting…how it is that airlines can possibly charge a “fat tax” for passengers spilling over the 18″ wide seats.

Resume your day.

June 5, 2009

Twitter, Home Depot, Lowes and Coffee

Twitter – I’m so annoyed and I don’t even know what the hell it is. I just know that its really stupid and I really want to punch anyone who say’s anything “twit-esque.”

A few weeks back I needed a new garage door opener. I went to Lowe’s -there it was in its beautiful shining glory. For $175 it would be mine. But wait, due to technology they had the same thing at Home Depot. So I asked the cashier lady if I could have a discount instead of going to Home Depot I would buy it for 10% less at Lowe’s. She called the Mill Department who said no.

I left and went to the Home Depot, same exact garage door opener – same price. I went up to the cashier, and asked him…Can I have 10% off since Lowe’s has the same thing. He said yes, rang it up and I left the store happier then I’ve been with a big box chain in a very long time.

Well Home Depot, congratulations, you are my one and only home improvement center. Not only did the cashier not have to call anyone and make me stand around waiting, but they gave me 10% off for asking.

Now I buy everything I can from Home Depot and Ace Hardware (I still love the feeling of an Ace Hardware).

Coffee – You can buy Pike’s Place for $9.99 a pound, or African Sawali blend for $16.99 at Starbucks, but I didn’t see any free-trade coffee. Alterra on the other hand, has Free Trade, Shade Grown Guatemalan for $11.00 a pound. New coffee provider = Alterra.

And that’s that.

May 5, 2009

Swine flu & the media hype

CNN.com compared The Spanish Flu of 1918 to the recent “outbreak” of Swine Flue and how the Spanish Flu of 1918 (I can’t emphasize that enough) killed 40 to 50 million people, in 1918.

In 1918 is it possible we may not have had anti-virus fighting drugs like we do today? In 1918 we didn’t have modern ideas of health and hygiene (showering daily was not on the list of most people). I’m pretty sure in we didn’t have modern medical research, but by all means we should compare the Spanish Flu of 1918 to the 2009 (yes, that’s a 91 year delta of time).

Swine flu “epidemic” or “pandemic” apparently means less than 2,000 people world wide, and less then 300 dead. More people have died from the regular Flu then this. Juarez Mexico has seen more violence and deaths then the Swine Flu in the last 3 months.

We have more people with AID’s (that definitely will kill you) then the Swine flu and where is that in the news?

Darfur just went through a 400,000 person genocide but swine flu we need to get on that.

Oh did we talk about the ten’s of thousands of US soldiers that have been sent to Afghanistan and Iraq that have died in the last 8 years from bullets or did we miss that when the media was busy capturing images of people in highly densely populated area’s wearing fun and interesting face masks? Just curious – I mean I don’t want to rant or anything but come on.

200 people died of the flu, 2 Million people died in 2007 from AIDs, 270,000 of them were children (that’s 740 children per day).

I haven’t even started on Cancer Research or Stem Cell research which could definitely use some well needed press and support.

The Milwaukee Mayor went on our local TV station and said he had called the governor and requested a state of emergency. For 7 cases of suspected swine flu (which by the way it turns out wasn’t swine flu). How about focusing a little more attention on something that needs fixing in our community. Drug addiction, domestic abuse, child neglect, a failing education system…why can’t we declare a state of emergency on being a dumb ass…because that’s what it is, a serious case of media dumb ass.

April 27, 2009

Guinness

April 9, 2009

Nothing Finer than Carolina!

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Good afternoon my fellow participants, friends, family and basketball connoisseurs,

As the Final Four weekend has winded down and the flurry of basketball news conferences has since subsided, I would like to share my closing chapter to this year’s tournament, entitled “Nothin’ Finer than Carolina” . . . On Monday evening, for the fans that are part of the “Nation of Power Blue” to the Tar Heels down at Chapel Hill too, things couldn’t have been any finer than the play from the kids of Carolina. With that, it is only fitting that a team with “Heel” in their name should triumph in the “Big Dance”. Unfortunately for Michigan State, the “Sparty” is over.

Monday marked a perfect transition for us all . . . as the snow was falling in Detroit, we all had a sense of hope as the dawn of that day had ushered in the “Rite of Spring” with “Opening Day” first pitches being tossed across the country.

How fitting that an evening in Motown was an evening for the “record” books . . . as 50,000+ out of the 72,922 in attendance chanted “Go White . . . Go Green” . . . . when all was said and done, it was the Spartans who were “blue”.

Bravo to MSU for an inspirational run and an invigorating several weeks of basketball. Along the way, I am certain that many of us cursed them as they destroyed our pool picks like Louisville and Connecticut as they marched through those #1 seeds to the Championship Final. Despite the outcome of Monday night, we have to admire and respect Tom Izzo and his incredible ability to win and motivate his players and hats off to those very players and what they have represented for so many along the way. In a city that has been fueled by the auto industry for decades, the Spartans “run” at #1 simply ran out of gas . . . . in an environment so filled with musical history. . . they could never find their rhythm . . . it was North Carolina who was on “cruise control” from the outset of the tourney to the final buzzer.

Let’s take a ride back to Motor City:

One word: Turnovers

The Tar Heels stormed out of the gate and were ready to dominate. They proceeded to stampede the Spartans on their home battleground and before we new it, they were up by 16 points seven minutes into the game and by 23 at the 10 minute mark. They played convincingly like National Champions and were on a mission from the onset of the game . . . stomping out a bit of the Spartans hope with every one of their shots! Their “Shooting Stars” soared through the atmosphere of Ford Field and were unrelenting in their efforts to put the game out of reach early.

Throughout the first half the Spartans were taught to “Obey the Lawson” . . . despite being a lawful man, he was stealing all over the place, putting the sea of State fans in a state of cardiac arrest! With every MSU turnover, and there were definitely plenty, Carolina seemed to find a way to convert and create shots for themselves. You know things are not going well when your turnover # exceeds your # of FGs made (14 TOs to 12 FGs). Michigan State had 14 first-half turnovers, leading to 17 points for the Tar Heels. As half-time approached, the air of Ford Field seemed almost dead in awe of the dismantling that was going on . . . the only sound that was heard was the sweet musical swish after swish by Wayne “The Duke” Ellington’s show stopping 17 point fist half dazzling performance. The “Duke’ made all three of his 3-pointers and was 6 of 7 from the field overall by halftime, much deserving of the Final Four MVP award that he would later receive.

Much to the prayers of the Spartan faithful and the majority of the crowd, half-time finally arrived. It was hard to find a shred of hope as even MSU legend Magic Johnson seemed to be skeptical of a “magical” second half comeback. Despite UNC going only 3 for 16 at the opening 10 minutes of the second half, the Spartans couldn’t rally the troops to mount a comeback of any significance. They rallied a bit here and there, but could never get a series of back to back scores and any momentum. The closest they ever got was within 15 points at around the 9-minute mark.

They say things usually come full circle and indeed this year they did. At the start of the season, North Carolina was the consensus best team in the land. There is no argument at the end that that is the case again. They did what was deemed their destiny and delivered. There was only to be “ONE SHINING MOMENT” Monday evening and that spotlight solely belonged deservedly to North Carolina. After losing to Kansas last year, many of the sensational Tar Heels could have looked for “greener” cash-filled pastures in the NBA, but opted to return to win a National Title. On their athletic accolade list of things to do, they can all now check off “Win a National Championship” as that as been their driving force since their four stellar and scintillating stars decided to return to Chapel Hill for one more year. They can all now move on to the NBA with the peace of mind that they have accomplished their collective mission and fulfilled the wishes of many on Tobacco Road. Since they have now defeated the “Green & White” on the court, they can begin to “Dream in Green” as soon they will be signing what are sure to be fabulous and phat NBA contracts.

Random Collection of Final Commentary

When all is said and done, our Commander in Chief silenced the critics as his National Champion pick of UNC brought home the victory.

Bravo to Bucky! Despite not making it to the Sweet 16, Wisconsin did have a victory of its own and a lot of national attention as they won the Pontiac Game-Changing Performance Award for Trevon Hughe’s buzzer beating play in this year’s NCAA Tournament.

Will there be a renewed desire among the elite athletes to stay just a little bit longer instead of being “peace out” to the NBA after a year or two? Remember this year’s Tar Heels in Blue and how to their “own selves were true” . . .

Definition of Dominance: Out of the 240 minutes played by North Carolina in this tournament, the led by 10 or more points for 154 of those 240 minutes and trailed for less than 10 minutes in the entire tourney. The Tar Heels won every game by double digits, something that hasn’t happened since Duke did it in 2001.

Dean Smithism of the Week: The most efficient place to score is at the Free-throw line.

How long until the Kentucky faithful are on a witch-hunt for Calipari and they cite “incompatibility” again? Gillispie didn’t last long with that finicky bunch.

I never want to hear about another athlete’s “toe” again. . . .

By the numbers:

72,922 – # of people in attendance at Ford Field; Highest championship game attendance in history ~ Previous record was 64,959 @ Superdome ‘87 – Indiana vs. Syracuse
161 – Total points in the championship game (North Carolina 89 – Michigan State 72)
18,446,744,073,709,551,616 – # of possible ways that you could have filled out your bracket
5 – # of National Championships that North Carolina has won (’09, ’05, ’93, ‘82. ’57)
2 – # of National Championship teams that Roy Williams has coached (’05 & ’09) ~ 2 in last 6 years . . . truly a “Great” Recruiter, Communicator and Strategist . .
17.2M – # in millions of TV viewers of the National Championship Game. The highest ever ratings were 20.9M for 1992 Finale of Duke (Laettner & Hill) vs. Michigan’s Fab Five.
46 – # of hours until Brewer’s Home Opener! GO CREW!
55 – # of points scored in 1st 1/2 by UNC ~ Record for most points scored in 1st half in Championship Game
21 – # of point UNC led MSU by at half-time; Largest half-time lead in Championship Game History
8 – # of steals for Ty Lawson. . . setting an NCAA Final Four/Championship Game record . .. incredible to think he had 7 in the first half
34 – # of wins this season for UNC (34-4)
4 – # of UNC players that will likely be top NBA picks come this year’s draft . . . Hansbrough, Ellington, Lawson & Danny Green
20.2 – Average # of points that UNC won every game in this year’s tournament (6 games)
12 – # of points that was the lowest margin of victory for Carolina in any of their six ’09 Tournament games (only 2nd team ever to win 1st 5 games by 12+ points)
~ Note: Since the field expanded to 64 teams in 1985, only one other team, Michigan State in 2000, has won every game by more than 10 points.
40 – # of FT attempts for UNC
18 – FT attempts for Lawson in Championship Game (last time and individual had this many was 44 years ago – Gale Goodridge)
13 – # of Coaches to have won multiple titles (4th active coach to have won 2+ titles ~ UConn’s Calhoun, FL’s Donovan, Duke’s Coach K and now UNC’s Williams)
#4 – # on all-time NCAA Tournament Scoring Leader list that Tyler Hansbrough moved up to after this tournament
14 – # of Turnovers that Michigan State had already at the half
21 – # of total turnovers for MSU in the game
18 – # of points for Tyler Hansbrough
17 – # of points that UNC’s Wayne Ellington scored in the first half. . . 19 total in the game
21 – # of points for Ty Lawson
15 – # of points that MSU cut the lead to in the 2nd half at the 9 minute mark
35 – # of points that UNC beat MSU by in December 3, 2008, at Ford Field, the last time they played.
0 – # of times that UNC has lost in their last four title games (’09. ’05, ’93 & ’82)
1 – # of times that MSU lost in their last three title games (’09) as they won in their attempts in ’79 & ‘00
64 – # of games played in this year’s NCAA Tournament (1 play-in + 63 games)
#3 & #4 – National ranking predictions for the upcoming ’09-’10 season . . . . UNC #3 and MSU #4 (Kansas is #1 and Syracuse #2)
3.4% – % of people in our $10 pool that had MSU in the Final Game (5.2% in the $5 pool)
17 – # of points for Goran Suton . . . a MSU bright spot with a double double night (11 rebounds too)
3 – Place that UNC is tied with Indiana on the list of most NCAA Titles in History with 5 (UCLA has 11 and Kentucky 7)
5 – # of the Tar Heel’s 5 starters that scored to make up their first 10 points. . . now that is “TEAM”
45.9% – UNC’s overall shooting % (52.9% in first half)
4 – # of point that Raymar “The Mask” Morgan had vs. UNC . . . . following an 18 point night vs. UCONN
145 – # of games played for Danny Green in college career . . . most in Tar Heel history
3.5 – # of minutes left in the game when Magic Johnson was seen departing the game, walking up the tunnel to escape the visual of the likely outcome.
1 – # of players from Milwaukee. . . . MSU’s Korie Lucious . . . a player who I had the privilege to watch all four years in MKE (played High School BB at King & Pius)
$292 – average price for a ticket to the Championship Game according to StubHub (down from $442 last year)

In conclusion:

As always, hats off to all the teams for their passion, heart, enthusiasm and never-ending invigorating entertainment.

Until next year’s college basketball season begins, I say congratulations to all the winners listed below.

In the interim, to satisfy our needs we have the following:

The Masters “tees” off tomorrow. Welcome back Tiger to the tradition “unlike any other” . . . glad to have you back in the “hunt”.
The Brewer’s home opener is Friday vs. the Cubs . . . hopefully there will be another playoff-bound Brewer’s season in store
In case you all were wondering, College Football starts September 5 as Wisconsin takes the gridiron against Northern Illinois @ Camp Randall

As always, THANKS FOR PLAYING and have a sensational Spring.

Signing off,

GuestBlogger:- Heather a.k.a. “The Commish”

“THE COMMISH”

April 6, 2009

25 things vanishing in America, Maple syrup

My family eats a huge amount of maple syrup, and lately, I’ve had to carefully budget our purchases. I have a whopping $50 per month set aside for sweeteners, and between the disappearance of bees and the rising prices of maple syrup, it doesn’t go as far as you’d think.

Lately, maple syrup prices have skyrocketed. Last year was a terrible year for maple syrup, but what happened in 2007 was the real killer: Canadian reserves were exhausted (did you know there were maple syrup reserves? There are!) and prices went up 30%. So last year, when the season turned out terrible, prices went up steeply, 70% for some grades. Now maple syrup watchers (like me) are nervously wondering whether the 2009 season will make up for past seasons; and whether prices will, finally, go down.

Due to the overwhelming tightening of supply and the increase in prices, Cracker Barrel went to 55% maple syrup and 45% cane syrup in its “100% Pure Natural Syrup” at its Old Country Store restaurants; a move the company insisted was not at all motivated by cost, but by supply (hmmm, really? nothing to do with cost?).
As restaurants wavered in the face of prices nearing $100 per gallon, many quietly took the stuff off the menu.

Will maple syrup vanish from America? Perhaps the prices have driven the delicious natural syrup off many families’ shelves, and diluted the offerings at Cracker Barrel restaurants, but the state of the maple market is actually a great thing for American supplies, which have been steadily rising in the past decade or so and will likely multiply in the coming few years as Vermont sugarbushes step up to fill in the holes left by Canadian supplies. On March 9, New York Senator Charles E. Schumer, and New York Representative John McHugh, introduced a bill to help small producers nationwide get access to trees on private land and to create centralized storage and bottling plants. If the bill works as they hope, sales will quadruple from $65 million to $260 million.

I, for one, will be buying. Will you?

Sarah Gilbert
Apr 3rd 2009
Walletpop: Food, Health

April 6, 2009

Update: Project bike, Honda CB750f Supersport

TearDown….

This is how it looked when I got started. Removed carbs for cleaning/re-build, pulled engine to adjust valves , dissassembled frame for cleaning and check inside engine. Documented all parts I would need and began to Plan my attack with theme, color, and look. Thinking “euro-cafe” with an “american dirt track” feel for a theme-just a thought.

Everything came out very well, much easier than I expected and I really had no reason to afraid. When the bike is down to the frame like in these images, it’s really easy to imagine what the final look could be. Imagination is the only barrier and my imagination is running wild-yahoo! This will hopefully be really cool and it will be mine!

More to come.

Late

April 3, 2009

Project bike, Honda CB750f Supersport

Yo,

So I took on a project this year. Since I had a little extra time on my hands and very little money to commit to a new bike, I decided to take a class at MATC and learn a little more about motorcycles and small engines. The class I took had an extra benefit, as a student, I could bring in my own projects and work/learn/repair them also. That means the old 79 motorcycle that “AC” and I own will get some well deserved TLC as I further my mechanical knowledge of the internal combustible engine and other mechanical crap-Sheeww.

I’m going to chronicle my experience in upcoming posts but for starters I’ve included pictures of what the bike started out as. It’s your common run of the mill 1979 Honda CB 750F Supersport with 31,777 mi. That’s only about 1000 mi/yr, but I don’t think the plethora of owners before me have ever taken to “good-a-care” of the ole gal and hell, It’s a motorcycle that needs work; what is better than that!

The basic idea: new gaskets (squelch that annoying oil leak), Valve adjustment, Tune the Carbs, new tires, adjust brakes, remove everything that isn’t necessary and basically freshen up the bike into something respectable. With the economy in the tanker and the “redo-old-bikes-into-something-cool” craze hotter than ever, it’s a great time to take on a project like this. Plus I’ll get that personal “man-satisfaction” thing that every guy loves and it’s cheaper than buying a new bike-LOL.

Anyway, stay tuned for the progress.

Late…

LM

March 31, 2009

Solar powered flashlights?

The other day I was traveling and I noticed that in the men’s bathroom there were solar powered auto flushers. I thought,”hey, that’s cool, and very green” as I walked away I heard that familiar swoosh. Nice. No pee hands on the flusher!!!

 

Solar powered flusher

Solar powered flusher

 

 

Then I noticed that they had automated soap dispensers, must have been battery powered (I didn’t see a solar panel) still I thought to myself, “cool I don’t have to touch anything that might have some other person’s fluids on it.”

Then I went to wash my hands, and no automated water? What was the meaning of this? I was outraged at having to use my hand to push down on a button that let water come out for about 4 seconds, I did this repeatedly like a rat on heroin who pushes a button to get more heroin. Still I got washed.

So there goes the clean part of my washing hands. But at least it was timed and not a waste of water.

Later as I put on my belt, my shoes, put my man dignity back together after a full body cavity search from the high school equivalent GED grad who was now our security guard protecting America’s skies, I came to a conclusion. Those solar powered bathrooms are powered by floruscent lights.

Isn’t that like just plugging in a bathroom flusher to a wall? It’s light that’s generated by electricity that powers a solar panel on an auotflusher, something that really I could do on my own. Then I thought about the soap dispenser, a battery or some power auto dispense that foamy clean soap, but I could do that with human power as well.

So I guess when you look at all the improvements we’ve done to be more green, maybe just leaving what was originally there, was probably the greenest or yellowest energy we could have.