think about it. is it posible to go a day without hearing some sort of tune, a groovy beat, a catchy jingle? there is a constant stream of music being beamed around the world 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, hitting satellite subscribers non-stop. radio waves carry rhythms night and day for the [...]
Archive for March, 2008
Gizznat and I were in the car just leaving the locksmith’s after I bought a new digital coded door lock (yeah technology). It was snowing lightly and I was enjoying my newly purchased windshield wipers. We were listening to Tribe Called Quest and talking about the night before and the cigars we had at this [...]
This is awesome! Although I don’t think my wife will let me schedule any “Snake Wrestling” for my daughter anytime soon, I give big props to the rents of this tike. I bet vegas odds makers didn’t even take the kid in 3. This child treated that cobra like a used up bottle of King [...]
Parental Training-True preparation for parenthood at any age!!
Posted: March 9, 2008 in Gizznat, UncategorizedLesson 1 Go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office. Go home. Pick up the paper. Read it for the last time. Lesson 2 Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents. Berate them about their… 1. Methods of discipline. 2. [...]
Is it possible that someone who ripped off himself could then be ripped off by all of society and then a TV network? John Mayer coined the phrase, much to my chagrin, quarter life crisis. I’m flipping the channels and I come across this TV show called <span style=”font-style:italic;”>Quarterlife</span>. I think to myself John Mayer, [...]
SNOW BIRDS, smarter than we think! You know how we make fun of old people for them lacking the ability to drive anything close to the speed limit or eat anywhere but at an all-inclusive buffet. Well, my dad used to have this saying that went like this: “You think I’m stupid, boy it’s amazing [...]
Being an avid Bells Brewing Co. fan, I enjoy sampling all of their offerings. From Oberon, Third Coast, and Winter Ale to my personal favorite, Two-Hearted Ale; in my opinion the best IPA ever created. That being said, here is a little post about my experience sampling the latest Bells product called Hopslam Ale. On [...]
sitting up, late night, overworked today due to the climate of southeastern wisconsin. but i managed to develop a logo idea and how apparel for this site may look if/when we get to the merchandising point of this site: until later, or if it snows again, even later… mWar
Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don’t Wave Back 10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty. 9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm. 8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for. 7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off. 6. Rushing wind would blow [...]
i am the third (and last) owner of this blog to make their first post. maybe because i’m the perfectionist and i wanted to make it a great written word to speak my mind over the new medium we have put out into the world via multiple blog-a-rithmic equations. or maybe because i’ve spent the [...]
