Archive for April, 2008

Happy Hunting

Posted: April 30, 2008 in Gizznat

A collegue and I were debating what should be the Official African-American urban assault weapon. I personally decided it should be the Cross-Bow. It’s an Awesome choice for the following reasons; It doesn’t use gun powder, can be removed and re-used , makes drive-by’s all the more interesting, and would teach accuracy (a viral trait [...]

My New Toy

Posted: April 30, 2008 in Gizznat

OK… as you all know I balled my 98 Honda SuperHawk up at turn 11 at Road America last year. So, I needed a new bike to tear it up the track this year because you know I can’t live without that blood pumping activity. A friend of mine had a friend who upgraded his [...]

I have no post

Posted: April 28, 2008 in Uncategorized

I try to sit around on Sunday nights and Monday’s and think of different blogs.  Things to bitch about, to write about, things of interest and today I’m coming up short.  I have nothing for you – the 8 people who read this website.   So send me your ideas and I’ll write some blogs [...]

the A.T.F.

Posted: April 15, 2008 in Uncategorized

For an organization that’s supposed to be in charge of Alcohol, Tobacco and Fire arms (the countries three favorite past times) you would think they would have a better website. I’m trying to purchase a weapon from a private party in Michigan. Trying to do the right thing is extraordinarily difficult. The ATF has a [...]

Mystery jeans

Posted: April 12, 2008 in Uncategorized

Do you think its odd that I’m wearing a pair of jeans that I don’t think I ever bought, wore before, have ever seen but seem to fit on me flawlessly. Do you think someone I know who has my exact measurments left a pair of jeans at my house that I might have washed, [...]

I don’t get it – I know when you have a 6 month old, it can be hard to tell if they are a boy or girl…but I’m pretty sure if you see a picture of a kid wearing PINK, that it’s safe to assume it’s a girl. I can’t tell you how weird it [...]

All pizza commercials – Seriously, it’s bread, with cheese & sauce.  Its been around since the first Italian was hungry and yet every pizza joint in the greater midwest thinks they have something new to offer us.  Pizza with cheese in the crust, pizza that’s thin (but called brooklyn style), pizza that’s thick (called chicago [...]

Chuck Norris

Posted: April 4, 2008 in not mWar, not Gizznat!!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.· Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.  There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.  Outer space exists because it’s afraid to [...]

Pepperoni

Posted: April 4, 2008 in Naner

It’s been one of those weeks where you think it is going to be a good one.  You’ve got everything all planned out-meetings are prepared for, checklists are made, time is blocked out on your calendar for some “you time”, you have a full staff of people to delegate work to, your hairdresser said she’d [...]

Okay I’m no a fashion guru but I can tell you what not to wear. That shirt that’s ripped from shoulder to the waist line. Seriously? Why not just not wear a shirt? We get it your a big huge tough guy…On girls with a sports bra this look is just fine! Spandex – no one, and [...]