10. All of the garbage/empty cans/bottles in park n’ ride after Brewer’s games
9. Fights on street after couples have had too many drinks at Liquid Johnny’s
8. The helicopters flying over the interstate when there’s a traffic accident on I94
7. Glowing State Fair sign as a night light that’s always on
6. State Fair cops who give $5 tickets for leaving cars parked overnight in the park n’ ride
5. Climbing over the mound of snow to get from the park n’ ride parking lot in the winter time
4. Sound of cars racing at the Milwaukee Mile & you can’t hear your TV if your windows are open
3. Getting a speeding ticket for driving over 20 miles per hour to get from 84th to 76th Street via the parking lot
2. Getting your 1997 Land Rover Discovery window broken into and finding out there is nothing missing
1. Wisconsin State Fair Week – No parking within a 5 block radius, traffic all day long & night, drunks outside your house at midnight, bad country music that you can hear within a 5 block radius, trash on the sidewalks in-front of your house, did I mention no parking?
hilarious, as usual KG.
Are numbers 2 and 3 true? Unbelievable!
The only thing you are missing is “State Fair Hair”, although some would consider that a positive. People watching there is awesome.
YES – Numbers 2 and 3 are in fact true!!!!
Well, at least you don’t have to worry about #5 for another month or two…possibly even three!