I watch TV, so therefore this will be an ongoing blog.
ACE Hardware – I love the stores, but seriously John Madden is their spokesperson and he still sounds like he’s munching on a sausage while he’s speaking. His chin reminds me of under arm fat.
Fibromyalgia (lyrica) – Its some drug, not sure what, but there’s this ultra irritating woman who say’s the word Fibromyalgia about 100 times and you just want to punch her in the head and see if that improves the pain from fibromyalgia.
JG Wentworth – get your structured settlement now. Get your ass pain from this commercial.
Taco Bell rap – does anyone think pulling up to a drive through window and doing a rap for food is interesting, clever or want you to buy more food? Seriously if they combined this with the old pot smoking commercial where the guys drive up and then pull away high and hit that girl on the bike would I then think it’s real. I’m sure Lupe Fiasco got his start rapping into drive through windows.
The Verizon Carols - This is why we have laws that allow us to shoot trespassers! If they show up at your house feel free to boil oil and dump it on them from your roof.
Why you gotta hate Taco Bell???