How bad are hot tub sales that they’re now calling them Thermospas and toting the excercise regime that can make you stay thinner, look younger and keep you healthy.
The ad starts out “no one disputes that exercise is important” Then a woman goes into all the bad things about working out, it’s hard on joints, not enough time and frankly she thinks it boring…
However if you buy a Thermospa, all that will end!
You start your work out with a 5 minute massage to get your muscles to warm up before you work out…IN A HOT TUB! Which to me in commercial translation means…start by going for a dip in your hot tub and tell your friends that your on a diet and fatty needs to start the work out with a blood warming massage.
Okay for starters, I’m pretty sure when I go to the gym they don’t offer me a massage to warm up my muscles and get the blood flowing. I also have notice that not a lot of Gym’s offer hot tub aerobics, although aqua aerobics is huge I’m pretty sure that it doesn’t take place in a hot tub with power jets.
They also tout that the Thermospa will work every muscle in your body. My anus is a muscle, will we be working that out? That sounds painful…maybe we can skip the prostate stretch in my thermospa! How about my brow muscles? Will I spend time flexing them? I’m good at lifting my left eyebrow but my right is super weak. How about my hamstrings, a big muscle, pretty strong one too, how will I be working out my hamstring in a 3′ tepid piss pool again? Will I be running in place in my hot tub that only comes up to my upper thigh? Will I be using it to push the spa out to the curb? Ah that makes sense.
Don’t forget in the commercial they show geriatric mom and dad working out in the hot tub with rubber bands and some underwater dumbbells.
God now that I think about it I have about 30 pounds to lose, I bet I could start losing that weight by buying a hot tub and then you know…sitting in it. Ah I feel thinner already.
How stupid have we gotten that they think this commercial will actually sell hot tubs? Its just bubbling.
you’re an idiot….
don’t you realize that resistance training is a work out in any environment? Oh, I’m sorry – all you do is sit on your fat ass and blog out unfounded opinions on subjects that you have no credibility whatsoever…
I own a hot tub from ThermoSpas you moron…. and it gives me a great workout from the warmup to the cooldown…. maybe if you had actual experience THEN you could present to the public a valid, fact based opinion…
Opinions are like assholes, everyone’s got them but the majority of them stink! now go washup…..