Okay I originally tried to come up with 105 things to make a list sort of a Tribute to the 105th anniversary for Harley-Davidson but it turns out 105 is a lot of things to list.

 So here we go…

1. Walgreens.com has an offer for ½ off ink refills.  All you have to do is print the coupon from your computer and bring it in.  Anyone else see the inherent flaw in this system?
2. If you refuse to leave New Orleans when there’s a hurricane coming – after living through Katrina. You deserve to be stranded – no help for you.
3. Harley riders, enthusiasts, etc. are definitely one of a kind – Except when it comes to fashion then they’re all the same.
4. Airline workers suck.
5. Why do we even have multiple strings of words to describe a committee, organization or function? We just come up with an acronym and use that. FEMA, DOD, NAACP, NCAA, NFL, AFL, MBA, MLB, NLD, NHL, etc.
6. Rappers at Taco Bell do not make me want to buy Taco Bell – it does make me want to kill rappers who order from Taco Bell though.
7. Gun’s do kill people, before that it was a knife, sword, mace, etc. People will kill with something its inherent.
8. How often do you find yourself surfing the internet on your copy machine? Or doing anything on your copy machine other then copying?  So why all the technology to make a copy?
9. Miller and Coors – nice.
10. Loud pipes – very cool
11. Summerfest beer vender’s (Major Goolsby) need to learn how to staff a bar at a major event.  Four people to serve beer to 10,000 concerts goers does not make for a positive experience.
12. If Starbucks didn’t provide coffee – we would think it was an infectious disease or an invasive species spreading through out the world
13. Duty free feels like a rip off.
14. Clean cool sheets – there’s nothing like it in the world (except other clean cool sheets).
15. Picnics are a little overrated.
16. I seriously don’t know how some people can talk on the phone while shopping at the drug store while being completely oblivious about what they’re talking about and how loud they’re doing it.  For instance I happen to know that some middle aged, plump, black woman’s boyfriend may or may not be stepping out on her because she got home at 1AM and her man was still not home.
17. Beer taste great most of the time but at a certain point you get to that spot in your morning and are sort of like “I think I want a water” that’s not a great place to be.
18. Parks are great; people that go to parks irritate me.
19. Is the fax even relevant anymore?
20. Are all AARP members’ huge douche bags? Or just those they show on TV?
21. Fresh fruit plates that consist of melon, bananas and apples suck.
22. Cheese plates are awesome.
23. Flaming entrees, appetizers, desserts etc are a little show-offish and pretentious but yet still delicious.
24. I sometimes worry that the world will run out of ketchup with the fever that we consume ketchup.
25. Why does the airport charge for wireless service? It sucks hard.
26. CNN needs to work on their anchor’s outfits, Zebra print does not make one take a reporter seriously and it doesn’t show well in HD.
27. Mustache’s can go only 2 ways, cool fireman/cop mustaches’ and Canadian Tuxedo/Porn star style.  No in between.
28. How much longer before Croc’s become out of style? It can’t end soon enough.
29. Family guy the TV show is wicked awesome
30. American Dad is so much a wanna be Family Guy.
31. T-Shirts with unique and interesting statements are cool.  T-Shirts with the same redundant cliché comments sicken me.
32. 20 something’s American boys have no taste – they’re zombies of fashion.  This has not changed since the beginning of fashion.
33. That heroin-skinny-tight-jeans leg look does not say cool it say’s – I couldn’t run from a three legged kitten.