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Chief Executives of GNO

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Gizznat – Developed a potion/medical chemical that makes you forget, tested it on himself and lost track of time staring at a spiders web which he thought spelled the letter O.  Decided to relax in the sun and woke up black – is contemplating running for office of the local West Allis Chapter of alderman.

Mwar – Is currently serving time in a turkish prison voluntarily, he’s trying to determine what the meaning of Turkish Bath House means while experimenting with different spoon configurations. Is best known for his home made guacamole which surprisingly doesn’t involve the death of any avocados but does require baby seal blood – isn’t sure where to get new underpants from so he continues to where a  racoon hat from 1965.

Not Mwar, Not Gizznat – Is the only non-disgruntled postal employee in the greater northwest.  Spends his day’s happily singing, whistling and skipping about the mail room.  Is not a favorite amongst other mail carriers.  Is often stabbed at work with pens on accidents.  Collects belly lint and dung beetles and is practicing the art of weaving with hand woven cat hair. 

The unknown Argue – Claims to work for Home Depot’s around the country doing drywall conventions but secretly has the life of a CIA agent.  Not the killing kind but the gadget kind, the guy behind the guy with the gadgets.  Is often found spinning around at a high speed velocity on merry-go-rounds for the sheer enjoyment of blood pressure and g-forces.  Will cry at a decent Target catalog.