Archive for the ‘Gizznat’ Category

Top 10 Ways Telecommunications can Improve your Profits Multi-Media Conferencing- Audio, Video, and Web conferencing is the application that I’ve seen has the quickest return on investment to bring profitability…..and everybody needs it……..EVERYBODY. Eliminate airfare, mileage, windshield time, and airports. Host meetings in Houston at 11, Chicago at 1, and Green Bay at 3……No problem. [...]

: VoiP/IP TELEPHONY What are the top 10 reasons to implement 1-TO-ALL IP Telephony now? 1. Flexibility: pure IP at a new branch. . . hybrid at headquarters, mixed IP and analog phones, whatever path, pace or choice you need 2. Investment protection: you can reuse up to 85% of your current infrastructure, including phones [...]

But Momma, I told you………

Posted: July 8, 2010 in Gizznat

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER You don’t even have to be a mother to enjoy this one… Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and [...]

We are in June in Miami. What you do with your day is your business. But the weather is all of our business and at this point it does not change. David Bernard from CBS 4/Miami Herald has an easy gig, so long as no tropical storm is eying off the coast of Caracas threatening [...]

This Pleases me

Posted: May 16, 2010 in Gizznat, Uncategorized

As a Lions fan, this kinda makes me laugh. I hope you enjoy as well. Gizznat

Back in the day……

Posted: April 29, 2010 in Gizznat

If you are 30, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning…. Uphill… Barefoot…BOTH ways. yadda, yadda, yadda. And I [...]

State of Da Bears, Post Draft….

Posted: April 26, 2010 in Gizznat

Ratings were up big time for the prime time draft, so it’s pointless for me to get into lobbying for a switch back to an all day Saturday and Sunday event. It’s also pointless to wish for Chris Berman to retire, but I am very much over this past-his-prime, grouchy, used up “star” of ESPN. [...]

So check this image out…. I was in this restroom the other morning and I finished doing my business and noticed something just wasn’t right. There is something missing from this photo, know what it is? . I just thought it was funny that this bathroom had a larger than life size, target brand, hand [...]

My New Mantra

Posted: February 15, 2010 in Gizznat

Life is not a journey to the grave with the goal of arriving safely and in good condition… But rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a ride!” No idea who said it, but I like it. LM

Elevator music

Posted: February 2, 2010 in Gizznat

Like most people, I’m forced to take public transportation from time to time. Airport shuttle, train to Chi-town, elevator, etc. There are a gaggle of places in everyone’s daily life where you need to use some form of public, interpersonal transportation. So why in the heck do people getting on never give the people the [...]