Yo, So I took on a project this year. Since I had a little extra time on my hands and very little money to commit to a new bike, I decided to take a class at MATC and learn a little more about motorcycles and small engines. The class I took had an extra benefit, [...]
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Whatever is standard I wasn’t very well versed in Civil Engineering when I took my first job as a lowly paid intern. But I had an idea of how to make it work. TKL had told me that when you don’t know what you are talking about just ask for “the standard” whatever you thought [...]
GW said back in 2001 when he met then Russian President Vladimir Putin that he got a good sense of “his soul” and hence created a more benign existence with our former violent enemy and of course voracious breeder of movie plot menaces -Wolverine, every Bond movie, Bambi (the hunter was a Russian), Hunt for [...]
I recently took a trip to Grand Rapids, Michigan, a mere 90 miles across Lake Michigan and another 40 miles from Muskegon. At 90 miles across the lake, the cost of my journey one way was about $1.38 each nautical mile…or knot or whatever seamen term you want to use. Total cost of the trip [...]
All pizza commercials – Seriously, it’s bread, with cheese & sauce. Its been around since the first Italian was hungry and yet every pizza joint in the greater midwest thinks they have something new to offer us. Pizza with cheese in the crust, pizza that’s thin (but called brooklyn style), pizza that’s thick (called chicago [...]
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.· Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to [...]
Okay I’m no a fashion guru but I can tell you what not to wear. That shirt that’s ripped from shoulder to the waist line. Seriously? Why not just not wear a shirt? We get it your a big huge tough guy…On girls with a sports bra this look is just fine! Spandex – no one, and [...]
I swear to God this is true and shocking…and if I could get my scanner to scan I would show the actual document. This comes from Fidelity Investment Trust: that asks you to vote on the proxy statement and this is how it reads (I’ve shortened the full proposal). Get this “THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES [...]
Milwaukee Department of Transportation – it’s spring…fix the damn pot holes. If you drive slow…do it at night! Dear Snow…Please melt and go away…I’m tired of this relationship we’ve had….Thank you for the memories, now please get out.Mother Nature – we know we pissed you off…we’ll be more “green” if you could just show us some! Thank [...]
I had some extra time to kill standing/sitting in the Detroit airport with a massive delay due to someone forgetting to schedule a crew to fly the plane. That’s a separate blog which I’ll get to in a bit. I noticed there there are types of people that everyone falls into at the airport. We’ll [...]
